World Model Expo 2022

It’s taken me a while to get around to writing this up for a few reasons:

  1. I had 200+ photos to sort through, all of varying quality, and all to be done on an aging laptop that often tries to take a nap in the middle of a process.
  2. The event was a massive shock to the senses, so I needed a bit of time to process it all.
  3. I was busy. Pretty crappy excuse, really, given I’m usually busy with one thing or another, but it worked as an excuse to procrastinate. “Oh, I suppose I could write up a blog post about WME, but I have this other thing to do that absolutely could also wait.”

Anyway, contrary to my usual format, I thought I’d do the write-up up top with the pictures below. This is at least partially because I know that my laptop will panic at uploading all those pictures (and then freak out about loading them onto the page), and that part of the process will take forever. Might as well get this bit out of the way first so I don’t have an excuse to delay. Again.

The models

As you’ve probably seen and heard, this World Expo had more than 4000 models on display, and courtesy of the pandemic giving everyone a lot more time at home to work on their hobbies, the overall standard was consistently high, whether in Master or Standard. I was in fairly early and managed to get my models on the displays while the shelves were still fairly empty, and I felt pretty good about them. They looked like they’d have a decent impact.

That feeling lasted all of an hour or so.

It’s pretty humbling seeing the best you can do set alongside the best produced by someone with considerably more talent. On top of this, my fantasy models simply vanished into the sea of ultra-saturated models with powerful light sources.

I’ve always favoured a more realistic approach – partially because I’ve always preferred grittier, more realistic fantasy and sci-fi content, partially because I just don’t like highly saturated art in general. I am clearly in the minority, and it’s given me things to think about. I doubt I’ll suddenly throw fluorescent pigments at everything, but ramping up the strength of the light sources for a touch more drama might be useful, and I can always chuck some really high saturation at key features if I need to really draw attention.

One thing I did find interesting when comparing this World Expo to the last one I attended in Stresa in 2014, is that the fantasy open category felt much more restrained. What I saw at Eindhoven were a surprisingly large number of entries that were relatively simple – a few stock models on a base, for instance. Generally beautifully painted, but… In Stresa, the open category was awash with collaborations between sculptors and painters, which showed off enormous creativity. Some pieces at Eindhoven were certainly of that calibre, but it did seem like there was less ‘ambition’ generally in the fantasy open.

I’d also like to mention that the World Federation really should rename its ‘diorama’ category, as that clearly caused a lot of confusion. So much, in fact, that the show organisers had to put up signs advising people (mostly fantasy painters) that, under World Federation rules, a ‘diorama’ has to have a vehicle in it, and if your [apparently not a] diorama lacks a vehicle, you need to re-register it in the appropriate category.

I can’t fathom why a ‘diorama’ category needs such a ridiculous requirement unless it’s deliberately intended to separate ‘vehicles’ from ‘vehicles with figures’, in which case surely a more descriptive title would be valuable? Anyway, I gather this has been an argument for some time within the World Federation. Maybe one day they’ll realise that it’s just silly.

The people

One of the best parts of going to shows is to catch up with friends and meet new people. I’m not great in crowds, however, and it takes me a long time to warm up to socialising, especially after two years of hiding inside. I spent the first day or so trying very hard not to just hide in a corner with a lot of beers.

Having said that, the Danes made excellent company – especially Tue, who’s always fun to be around and has an incredible mind for the hobby.

Anyway, if you saw me at the show and thought I was standoffish or brusque, I was probably actually just trying to avoid having a panic attack.

One thing that was very lovely was the dozen or so people who approached me to ask if I was ‘the duck guy’ (or variations on that). That was quite humbling, especially as many of the people who approached me about the ducks are painters I’ve admired for some time.

The show itself

I had misgivings about running the show at the Koningshof, simply because I remember Stresa well and one of the things I loved most about that show was that you weren’t stuck there. You could easily treat it like a normal holiday in an incredible location where there just happened to be a model show. I thought it was a shame not to move the World Expo into Eindhoven, giving people the opportunity to see the city (which, I maintain, is lovely and vibrant).

In the end, I’m happy to be wrong. Would the show have been better if it was in the city? Perhaps, but it didn’t need to be. The venue was large enough and there was enough going on that there was no need to have an escape to hand.

The barbecue was also an excellent idea – with limited dining options (and dining space) at the venue, it was a really good way to not only provide dining for many more people, but it also encouraged everyone to stick around and socialise outside of the show itself.

(It’s my opinion, however, that a barbecue really should have sausages.)

The prize giving at the end was also very well handled – I was pleased to see that they didn’t run out of medals as they had at Stresa – and as far as I could tell, the judging was generous but justified. I’ve seen moaning online about the sheer number of medals handed out, but I think that sort of argument fails to take into account the self-selecting nature of the World Expo: everyone who is at the show is very serious about the hobby, and they are bringing the best they have to show off. Unless you impose an arbitrarily and unnecessarily high standard (which you have to determine on the fly, because you don’t actually know what’s going to turn up until it does), you’re going to end up giving out a lot of medals.

The results

I was quite shocked – but very pleased – to win two bronzes and a silver. Silver for fantasy master painting, bronzes for historical master painting and historical master open. I’m still not quite over that silver, if I’m honest.

Martin, meanwhile, also got silver in fantasy master painting and also got bronze in historical master painting. Had he entered historical master open, he probably would have got a bronze in that, too, just to maintain the symmetry.

The pictures

The usual caveats apply: I am a terrible photographer, etc. I should note that while the light seems very harsh in the pictures, it was actually perfectly fine in person.

White Rose/Figureworld North 2022

The Fen Model Show isn’t the only new show this year, and since the White Rose/Figureworld collaboration was announced last year, I’d been keen to head along. Figureworld used to be based out of Oundle, which is pretty close to me, and had been a show I really enjoyed. It was never a competition, just a get-together for painters to show off their work and do some shopping.

Before I get into the review proper, the usual caveats about photos:

  1. I’m a terrible photographer. Yadda yadda. No news there.
  2. Lighting wasn’t ideal. It wasn’t awful – the level of natural light was very good, but that’s all it had, which meant that some models had windows directly behind them, making it tough to get photos.

Note to the organisers if they happen to read this review:

Well done! Thoroughly enjoyed the show. Below the pictures I have a lot of opinions. They are precisely that and I encourage you to ignore them entirely or take them with a pinch of salt. It’s your show to do with as you please – I’m just some nerd who writes things.

In terms of results, my hobo nickels took a gold, while the infected gangster and Apophys took silvers, so it was a pretty successful show for me. The judging clearly seemed to be aiming for a similar style to the old Euro Militaire, which is to say setting a very high boundary for bronze, which meant that in each category there was only a relatively small number of medals awarded.

I think this approach can be a good or a bad take – on the positive side, it does encourage entrants to bring their A game and pushes them to improve, as the value of any prize is perceived as quite high. On the negative side, it can discourage painters, especially if they enter over and over again without ever quite making the standard. Euro had examples of both, and the fabled ‘Euro gold’ was held in very high esteem internationally, which kept it going for quite some time.

I’d argue that if a show takes that approach and gets very large, it’s worth considering adding a ‘standard’ category, so there’s a sort of stepping stone for painters, whereby they can achieve at standard level before moving up and trying for masters’ level. This show isn’t large enough to worry about that yet, but hopefully it’ll grow and become part of the organisers’ conversations.

In terms of turnout, Colin told me they had about 340 entries in the competition, which is a very healthy number for a first show. I thought it looked like more, but I’m terrible at gauging that sort of thing. There were also club displays downstairs, which probably had a couple of hundred more models on show.

I would say that some of the categories felt a little arbitrary to me, but I’ve held that opinion about painting competitions in general for quite a long time. For instance, the historical single figure category was split between up to 65mm and 65mm+, while the fantasy single figure category mixed all scales (including two extraordinarily large pieces). In my opinion, if you don’t think a model at one scale can be compared to a model at another, you should at least be consistent with this. If the issue is that you expect one category to be much larger than others, I think a cleaner solution is to rope in some more judges.

On a personal note, I’d also like to see the end of ‘military’ in category names unless it’s absolutely restricted to military topics. The hobby has a huge range of topics, many of which aren’t military, and while it can seem a small thing, I think people can be put off entering a category if they don’t think their work will be accepted by the judges.

Anyway, the show itself was very well run and organised, although I seem to have missed the prizegiving. It was advertised on the Facebook page as being at 3, so, as is tradition, I buggered off for a pint at around 1.30 and returned just before 3 to find people collecting their models and medals. It’s not a massive issue, as I was confident I wasn’t going to win best of show (and it did let us get away a little earlier so we could get home at a more reasonable hour), but I would have liked to be around for it to clap for the winners and get a better idea of who did what.

The quality on display was very good, and Colin told me there were around 340 entries, which is a very strong first showing. I would have liked to see more entries in the junior category, but I think that’s always going to be a struggle unless you really yoke yourself to GW topics.

One of the most important parts of any show – for me, at least – is that it’s more than just the show. I really enjoy competitions in places where I can feel a bit like I’m on holiday and coincidentally there happens to be a model show. The World Expo in Stresa was a great example, as was Duke of Bavaria in Ingolstadt; we hope the Fen Model Show has much the same vibe in Ely. I wasn’t sure what Easingwold would have, but I was very happy to discover that’s a very nice little village, with some excellent cafes and pubs, and set in a beautiful part of the country.

We actually came up to York the night before to have dinner in the city, because Christina and I have enjoyed previous trips there and figured it was a good opportunity. We came up with Joey and his wife, who claimed to have ‘always wanted to visit York’. Given this claim, I was very surprised to discover that they’d not heard of the Shambles. Or even the Minster. Or much at all other than something vague about Vikings having been there. Needless to say, I made sure we stopped by the obvious tourist spots.

All up, I’m very keen to come back next year, but I’m also thinking about heading to Kontrast in Poland, which was the same weekend this year. Hopefully there’s not a clash!

BMSS 2022

Just yesterday, Martin, Joey and I took a wee roadtrip to the British Model Soldier Society’s Annual Show. It used to be held in a church hall in Pimlico, London, which was an easy trip down on the train, but the venue was very small and the competition hall was very dark. Since the pandemic, they’ve moved the show to Reading, which is more of a journey for us, but it’s considerably more spacious and has much improved lighting, both of which make it quite worthwhile, I think.

Also, the venue is just around the corner from what is apparently one of the best pubs in the region (and it was indeed quite good). This, combined with marginally cheaper beer than in London and Ely, makes for quite an improvement overall.

Hopefully you’ll see the benefit of improved lighting in the photos, but I should note that they did supply some very small battery-powered lamps that unfortunately left many of the models backlit to some degree. I suspect lighting overall would be improved simply by removing those lamps, or more expensively by replacing them with larger daylight lamps that can be angled to provide frontal lighting for the figures.

Anyway, on to the pictures:

As you may be aware – or notice from the pictures – the BMSS has a very strong interest in military history, so fantasy pieces and civilian pieces are relatively rare. This is fine – it is the British Model Soldier Society, after all – but it does mean that you’re never quite sure how those other pieces will be judged. In the end, the only real controversy from the Ely delegation was Martin’s Scottish Highlander (a military historical piece, obviously), which still got a bronze.

Overall results:

  • Martin: Two golds (dragon and troll), two silvers (Yarry and Pirate Poopy-Pants) and a bronze (Scottish Highlander).
  • Joey: Bronze (The Trio) and commended (10mm Viking).
  • Fet: Gold (Apophys), two silvers (Bowie and Gaga), bronze (Freddie) and commended (10mm Saracen).

Overall, it was a fun day out without any stress over the show, which I think is something a lot of people miss out on at shows. There’s often consternation over how your work will be judged, whether you’ll win the prizes you may think you deserve, etc. I don’t think that’s really the case at the BMSS Annual Show for the simple reason that they really like giving out prizes, and generally seem to get the rankings about right (Highlanders notwithstanding). Also, several good pubs nearby. More shows need to remember that they should cater to people’s needs outside of the show. Pubs, in my case.

Finally, it was especially great to meet up with some people we haven’t seen since before the pandemic. A few of them are coming along to the Fen Model Show next week, so we’ll see them there, but we’ll be working so probably won’t have time to mingle.

On that note, we have two pubs basically right outside the venue for the Fen Model Show. We’re thinking about the visitors’ needs.

Hammerhead Model Show 2022

Yesterday, Martin, Joey and I headed up north to the Hammerhead Model Show, which is held just outside Newark, which is a little way outside Nottingham. It’s actually not too long a drive for us, and we’ve been itching to get to some shows since they all disappeared during COVID and following the disappointment of Salute last year.

The usual caveats, then the photos, then the commentary:

  • I suck as a photographer, etc.
  • The models were mostly in round perspex display cases, some of which were a little scratched or fogged. The competition organisers were gracious enough to pull some models out for me when they were available, but I didn’t want to take up all their time and slow down the entry process or judging.
  • I didn’t get all the winners because Martin won four categories and he doesn’t need help spamming his photos all over the internet. If you’d like to see the rest of his stuff, it’s all on his Instagram.

For results, we took the following:

  • Martin: gold in open (dragon), historical single figure (highlander), sci-fi single figure (Ares) and fantasy single figure (troll), and best of show (troll).
  • Joey: bronze in open (girl on wolf over waterfall).
  • Fet: silver in historical single figure (10mm Saracen) and bronze in sci-fi single figure (post-apocalyptic chap).

The show is very much a gaming show, rather than a dedicated painting show, so the standard was good, but not necessarily amazing – having said that, the top entries were all excellent. There were some entries that really caught my attention – in particular the collection of post-apocalyptic cars, which I thought was a really novel approach to the ‘sci-fi group’ category.

The lighting was actually quite good, despite there not being any dedicated lights for the show. Unfortunately, the big windows on the side of the building were behind the cabinets, which did make it occasionally difficult to take photos, but they didn’t interfere with being able to actually see the models in person. Overall, I’d say the lighting was fine for the purposes of the show. Had it been a bit darker outside, this might not have been the case.

The cabinet shelves were probably a bit too shallow, which made it awkward to see some models, and meant that others had to be relegated to the table or the tops of the cabinets. While this did make it easier to see those models, it also made it a little difficult to figure out what models were in each category.

The judging seemed like it was pretty accurate, but it was hard to really know, as they didn’t announce anyone other than the golds. You found out if you’d won anything when you collected your models. There also wasn’t anything for people who came second or third, which is a bit of a shame. I don’t think the organisers need to sort out trophies or anything, but a nice branded card or something would at least give those people who placed something to take home and put on the trophy shelf.

I assume the full results will be published in Wargames Illustrated, but it would be better to have something physical on the day, and would also be good (especially for the junior category) to announce the full list of winners on the day.

Outside of the painting competition, there were a lot of traders, including quite a few with things to offer painters – airbrushes, modelling tools and supplies, etc. A couple of traders were also selling models more likely to appeal to painters rather than gamers, which was nice to see.

A strong positive for me was the social element. While there wasn’t a massive number of painters, those who were there were very friendly and we got to chatting to them, inviting them to the Fen Model Show in April. Hopefully we’ll actually have enough space for everyone…

All up, this was a fun show that we’ll probably come back to. I think Martin feels little like he brought a gun to a knife fight, so we’ll see if his competitive side can be beaten back to stop him dominating next year.

Update: James, who ran the competition, has been in touch and tells me that this was the first year they awarded second and third places, so the announcement issue is really a teething problem, and next year they’ll be sure to announce all the winners. Huzzah! Also, I apparently got bronze in sci-fi single figure, so I’ve updated that above.

Catching up

In a single, monstrous post I shall endeavour to make up for all the posts I’ve neglected over the last few months. For aid of reading, I shall even use subheadings, so you can pretend you’re reading several distinct posts.


POP is as complete as it’s going to be. As noted in a previous blog, I had to surrender to the fact that Kate wasn’t really paintable. It’s annoying, but not a complete disaster. I honestly think the three pieces look great together and it doesn’t look obvious that anything is missing.

Plaques are from Name It Plates, who have always been very accommodating for my weird requirements, strange font choices, etc. They’re also surprisingly affordable, which is obviously a bonus.

As you can see, I also managed to get all of them in front of relevant scenes. The stylised cityscape behind Bowie is based on the stage set for the Diamond Dogs tour. If you look it up, you’ll see it’s a bit different, but making something accurate that also fit within the space would mean having a weird grey wall with maybe a bizarre pool of blood. Not sure that would have really looked like anything. This way, hopefully, it looks like it’s intended to be a stage set.

For Freddie, I simplified the house he’s vacuuming in the music video for “I want to break free”. I was torn back and forth over whether to paint a pattern onto the wallpaper, but in the end, I suspect it would have drawn too much attention away from the model. I also deliberately placed a sort of spotlight effect over it to help focus on Freddie.

Overall I’m very pleased with the project, but it’s certainly not something I want to try again. I got very little enjoyment from the sculpting, and a lot of the painting process was marred by having to deal with some of the shoddier parts of that sculpting.

A quick bit of fun and some experiments

While I was waiting on the plinths for Bowie and Freddie, I had a couple of weeks with nothing to do. That, of course, would have been a terrible waste, so I had a look around for something I thought I could knock out quickly and have a bit of fun with. That led me to Nuts Planet’s Trigger range, which is a nice sort of semi-realistic post-apocalyptic setting. I’d been wanting to do something in that vein for quite a while simply because I’ve not really done it before.

Trigger also has the advantage that it’s available in different scales – it’s mostly a 75mm range, but some figures are available larger or smaller. 54mm is really my favourite scale for humans, so I had a rummage around for something that appealed and ended up picking a gangster, mostly because his weird infected arm looked interesting and I thought the pose was neutral enough that I could come up with just about any scene I wanted. The scene:

I wanted to depart from the usual dusty, ruined city look that dominates in the post-apocalyptic section at shows (there’s not normally a section for this, but somehow they all seem to gravitate together). I could have gone that way, but I feel like it’s been done and the best way to sell it seems to be with posters stuck on walls, lots of dry pigments and some models of incredibly mundane items like post boxes and bollards. I also wanted to draw on the idea of the infection in his arm – as if it could be something that doesn’t just affect people, but the whole world. I liked the idea that the infection was re-greening the world, sort of turning the ‘infection’ title back on the humans.

I then threw in some ideas from Fallout (the lectern is specifically based on the one that’s present in every church in Fallout 4) because I love those games.

The plants are all etched brass from Chichkov Shop, which I now have quite a stash of because they’re so good.

Painting the gangster was really straightforward, but pleasantly varied. I wanted a range of different textures, and the folds on the trousers begged to be treated as denim, which I don’t think I’ve done before.

My biggest issue with painting the figure was trying to figure out the colours so that they wouldn’t overwhelm the green on the base but would somehow still allow focus to be drawn as necessary. In the end, I remembered that most people wear fairly nondescript colours, so a dash of spot colour on the bandana and hat would to an admirable job of drawing attention.

One thing I should note is that because the sculpts are designed for 75mm, some of the details at 54mm are insanely tiny. I nearly went blind dealing with the drip bag and vials on his torso.

Overall, very pleased with how he came out. When you work on large projects that take a long time, you’re sort of restricted to painting to a standard that you set with the first piece or element. This is magnified when you have to apply that standard to figures sculpted by me. It was really enjoyable flexing the painting muscles a bit more on this piece, not least because the size meant I could get it all done fairly quickly.

Birds of New Zealand

I obviously have a sort of reputation for painting birds. “What? Not a duck?” is a pretty common comment on one of my non-bird pieces (even though the duck project was finished more than two years ago now…). I don’t mind the reputation especially, but I do feel like I need to do more to get away from it.

Obviously, I decided to paint some more birds.

I’ve had a plan for a while to recreate a series of New Zealand stamps as models – it’s a fairly famous stamp series that must have been in circulation for a decade or so (or felt like it, anyway) and depicted a range of native birds. NZ’s birds are pretty awesome, too.

Notably, however, the series does not include two of my favourite native birds: the kea and the pīwakawaka.

The kea is the world’s only alpine parrot and is astonishingly clever. They’re now mostly famous for destroying cars and being a bit cheeky, but back in the day they were blamed for everything that could possibly go wrong in the South Island – predominantly killing sheep. I believe the jury is still out on whether they actually did this in any real numbers or were just scavengers, but they were also once described as “A terrible man-eating parrot which devours human flesh with evident enjoyment” (Oregon Sunday Journal, 1914), which should go some way towards showing what people thought of them. Anyway, as a result of some really terrible press, kea were hunted mercilessly, right to the edge of extinction. The NZ government used to pay a bounty on kea beaks. You can read more about how the kea barely clung onto existence in this fairly long but very interesting article from Stuff.

The pīwakawaka (or fantail), meanwhile, is fairly common throughout New Zealand. They behave a bit like robins, and seem very friendly to humans when you’re out tramping through the bush. This is actually because your movements stir up the tiny insects that fantails love to eat. So I suppose they probably do quite like humans.

Anyway, back to the toys. I had bought a set of birds from HonourGuard in 75mm scale, figuring they might be useful for something sometime, and they’d been staring at me across my desk. A quick couple of tweaks, and two of them now pretty closely resembled my favourite NZ birds.

The painting was fairly straightforward, and the settings seemed obvious enough to me: alpine rocks and tussocks for the kea, undergrowth in a native forest for the fantail. The main issue with the fantail was that his size and relatively beige colouring risked having him disappear into the details. I got around this with a couple of simple tricks:

  1. Almost everything else is variations on the same green. This means that anything that isn’t green instantly has some kind of contrast.
  2. I focused the light around the fantail, sort of like a spotlight. This is a very basic trick to draw the eye. The last thing I’d want is a really bright spot out on the periphery.

Anyway, here’s the result:

I’ll now put the actual birds of NZ project on the backburner. Might come back to it in a few years.

The History of Pazuzu

So, what’s next? It’s a bit of a weird one. Eight small dioramas in 10mm scale, each depicting a scene at various moments in the history of a culture that worships Pazuzu (the demon that possesses Regan in The Exorcist). There’s a long explanation of how I came up with the idea, but I’ll leave that for next time.